why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens
peanut butter banana ice cream
This is my favorite recipe.
I actually meant to make strawberry ice cream, but the strawberries didn’t thaw enough in time for my weak food processor to handle and I got too impatient.
- Frozen bananas
- Peanut butter
- Almond milk (optional)
- Slice and freeze the bananas.
- Blend them thoroughly in a food processor or blender. Add the peanut butter as you blend.
- Add a dash of almond milk for a creamier texture.
- Eat right away or store in the freezer. If you store it in the freezer and eat it later, it ends up pretty rock solid so unless you want to crack your container like I did, wait a few minutes for it to thaw. Or, eat it right away when it feels more like frozen yogurt.
I’ve yet to make a successful fruit ice cream. I’ve tried pineapples and blackberries in the past, but have never gotten them to blend and mix thoroughly with the banana. I think I need to blend them first and then pour it in slowly as the bananas blend. And next time I want to add vanilla extract.
This summer I’m going to make completely clean and healthy ice cream sandwiches :D
Baked Apple Chips || Je Suis Alimentageuse
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
tumblr getting offended at anything and everything and then being schooled…
belongs on my blog
can someone bring capes back into fashion
when the fuck did they even go out of fashion
Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion
The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.
We take Harry Potter very seriously here in Britain.
Like 10 minutes into the show some guy ran down the street screaming ‘MY POWER’S FAILED WHO’S THE NEXT DOCTOR?’ and like 4 different people shouted back out their windows inviting him in for a cuppa and to watch the show with them.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS THERE’S A DIFFERENT BRITISH GIF
People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian.
Wolverine. Making Canada less friendly since 1960s